whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He shit in the fireplace
Randomize
