I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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