She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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