I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
