I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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