Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
