Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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