Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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