I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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