I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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