I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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