I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize