separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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