I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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