She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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