Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
two words: eviction party
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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