Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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