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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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