carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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