White coat. Heels.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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