I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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