Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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