I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
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I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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