I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Randomize
