I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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