Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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