I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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