so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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