Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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