You really coming over, don't trick.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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