I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize