what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
