Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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