Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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