That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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