Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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