I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
