I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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