Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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