so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
well you can't waste a boner
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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