i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
cat food counts as protein by the way
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
3pm strippers are depressing
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize