that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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