well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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