Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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