going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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