i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
