lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Sorry about my life...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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