Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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