Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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