Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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