This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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