he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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