I want to make a zoo with you.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have tasted many bathrooms
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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