party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
