you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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