if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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