high people should be assigned attendants
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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