i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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