I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
thus making me awesome and them whores
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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